Sunday, 30 April 2017 13:07

Theresa May gatecrashes kids party at MSP Burnetts castle!

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I was misinformed, Theresa, it was imagined said that she didn't want to go to Crathes Castle because their would be too many members of the public that are invalid or have over 2 kids even worse if they had been the victim of rape. Either way they probably couldn't afford it and their is the  'OMG they might start asking questions'! Shrek aka rape clause Ruth Davidson came under fire after she said that 'Scots aren't usually invited to plush events for fear they might cause damage or steal items'! Secondly the castle is stone coloured and not pink. Theresa wanted a pink fairy castle.

Fortunately it seems Lord Farquaad aka Alexander James Amherst Burnett of Leys MSP multi millionair had organised something more affordable and fitting of the event. He was the master of pulling strings. The cunning plan was he would hire the hall claiming it was for a childrens party. Oh yes and Theresa could promote some of the Conservitave aids who're nae getting a name cos they're devil worshippers and shouldn't be allowed to kids parties or be elected as mps it would appear that they have been involved in electoral fraud, real or no real? REAL! 

The party was a roaring success in the 100 capacity hall conservatives estimated there were 1500 crammed into the Crathes Hall. The figures could not be corroborated, nothing new their then.  

Last modified on Sunday, 30 April 2017 21:50
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